twitterstatus:
We are experiencing an outage due to an extremely high number of whales. Our on-call team is working on a fix.
HRRRRR JUST FIX IT ASAP PUHLEASE >D
@BillGates joining twitter. The blue screen...death came with him
problem, I’ll go help myself to some coffee. Twitter
Global Warming … Birds aren’t tweeting...way they used to.
Дык, на Гаити новое землетрясение случилось, вот они полезли в Твиттер искать спасения…
IM LITERALLY ABOUT 5 SECONDS AWAY FROM THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM*!!!! (*Including kicking and screaming!)
. It’s killing me. I need twitter!! :(
onde carallo vou eu contar trapalladas mentres twitter está caído? Fóra non podo saír que chove!
its not like twitter actually does anything else; where...scaling issue coming from at
toot. what the toot. -.-